Shit Happens

Because sometimes life really does go downhill—and this magnet is here to remind you of it every time you open the fridge. Black graffiti-style text with a white outline, bold enough to hold up your notes, grocery lists, or that bill you’re pretending doesn’t exist. Made from PLA plastic, about 2.75 in × 2.75 in (7 × 7 cm), thickness ~4 mm, it clings to any metal surface with more commitment than your last situationship. Buying just one is cute, but buying in pairs or trios is where the math—and the sarcasm—actually makes sense. Spend $15, save 15%. Hit $25, shave 25%. Go $35+, take 30% off.