Nuclear Option

Sometimes you need a daily reminder that everything is one push away from going boom. Cartoon-style green bomb with yellow stripes and blazing red flames — bold enough to grab your eye before your fridge does. About 2.75 in × 2.75 in (7 × 7 cm), thickness ~4 mm, made of PLA plastic, and clings to any metal surface like it’s trying to warn you. Buying one is fine. Buying multiples? Now you’re stockpiling smart. Spend $15, get 15% off. Hit $25, score 25%. Go $35+ and detonate 30% savings. Chaos never looked so economical.