I Am Fine (Totally)

Nothing screams “everything’s under control” like a grinning skeleton giving a thumbs-up while engulfed in flames. This magnet nails the vibe of denial-as-a-lifestyle: cheerful on the outside, absolute chaos inside. About 2.75 in × 2.75 in (7 × 7 cm), thickness ~4 mm, crafted in durable PLA plastic. Slaps onto your fridge, metal desk, or any other surface that’s also holding it together by sheer willpower. Buying just one is cute. Buying more? That’s disaster planning. Spend $15, save 15%. Hit $25, get 25% off. Brave $35+ and burn into 30% savings. Irony never stuck so well.