Emotional Damage
Warning-label magnet
$4.99
Emotional trauma, now in home décor form. This black-and-white blocky magnet says what you’re already thinking, so you don’t have to. Perfect for your fridge, desktop tower, locker, or anywhere you want your guests to know you’re barely holding it together. PLA plastic, about 2.75 × 2.75 inches, 4 mm thick. Buying just one is cute, but emotional baggage is best collected in bulk. Spend $20+ and get 20% off—because at least your finances should be healthier than your coping skills.