Earth on Fire

Finally, a climate report you can slap on your fridge. This little Earth is melting into goo while burning bright red—because nothing says “2025 mood” like eco-apocalypse décor. About 2.75 in × 2.75 in (7 × 7 cm), ~4 mm thick, crafted from PLA plastic that will probably outlast us all. Sticks to your fridge, desk, or any metal surface where you’re quietly ignoring the news. One Earth is ironic. Two or three? That’s a collection. Spend $15 and save 15%. Hit $25 and 25% comes off. Go $35+, and 30% savings stick harder than your climate anxiety.