Drunk Forever
Skull Soda Can Magnet
$4.99
A skull-faced soda can that doesn’t do “diet”—the magnet for anyone with a hydration plan in aluminum, not water. Crafted from durable PLA (3 × 2 inches, 4 mm thick), it clings to fridges, lockers, desktops—any surface that’s more stable than you on a Saturday night. Add multiples to your cart: when you hit $20, you unlock 20% off. Finally, proof bad habits can pay.