Avoiding Burnout Candle

A stressed-out candle clutching a book called “Avoiding Burnout.” Ironic, since it’s literally burning while reading. Perfect for your fridge, desktop, or locker—especially at the office where HR pretends yoga Fridays fix everything. PLA plastic, about 2.75 × 2.75 inches, 4 mm thick. Buying one is like lighting a single scented candle and calling it therapy—adorable, but no. Stock up and unlock 20% off at $20+, because burnout deserves company.